1) Whenever I come home, she stuffs a couple twenties into my fist.
2) She is the biggest gossip in the family, and I love hearing about how much of a delinquent my cousin's son is turning out to be.
3) Holding up two or more fingers when she repeats a story or asks the same question over and over again makes her mad.
4) Whenever she remembers I have my nose pierced, she makes a face and a disgusted noise.
5) She's a much better grandmother than my dad's mom, who for some reason refuses to die and put everyone out of their misery.
6) She doesn't think I'm a bitch for saying reason #5.
7) She's really mean when we play cards, and says "shit and molasses" as often as possible.
8) She's probably only cleaned her Fry Daddy a few times in the last 20 years, and that makes her french fries taste amazing.
9) She's almost 90 years old, and that's really fucking old.
10) No one else has pet names for me in Polish.
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